Will they? Won't they? Should they have? (No). Should we have? (Definitely not). Tune in to episode 2 of Ruining Our Childhood where we discuss edible body products, problematic relationships and, unfortunately, Nick Lachey.
How does The Newlyweds hold up today? Pretty much as well as their marriage did. Listen anyway.
Sources
2. "Jessica Simpson I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding" (book)
3. "The Newlyweds" season 1